Prepared to take all those non-JWs out of their nice homes... very soon now!
Billy the Ex-Bethelite
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Breaking News: Anthony Morris III comments on Ireland legalization of gay marriage.
by cappytan in#notsatire.
thanks to wifibandit and pixel for collaborating on this.
more to come.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxce4duetw8.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Everything that happens is part of jehovah's purpose, isn't it? If they doesn't like what has happened in Ireland, he and his Irish-content wife should take issue with how their Bronze Age god is working out his purposes.
Maybe WT should build their new headquarters in someplace more attuned to their moral outlook... like Saudi Arabia, Iran, or the territories occupied by isis.
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Vacation Time: You want me to use my personal vacation to attend the D.C.? Something i feel is a load of B.S.and waste of my precious time
by goingthruthemotions inso you all know that my wife is still blinded....i am well awake and so are our son's.
so she is expecting me to use my vacation time from work to attend the d.c. waste 3 days of dribble from the cult.
what of waste of time....yet i will do it to keep the peace.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
i am well awake and so are our son's.
I hear there is a particularly serious strain of Man Flu expected to hit your neighborhood this summer. You and your sons can expect sweating, stomach cramps, headaches, flatulence, and explosive diarrhea for a couple of hours every morning until the uninfected female leaves the house. Then the males will feel fantastic and have fun for hours until the uninfected female returns home and the men's symptoms return.
The worst of the symptoms last for about 3 days. And it's quite likely that the infection will be preceded by the rumor that a man's coworkers have exhibited the same symptoms a few days earlier.
No need to see a doctor for this. Doctors have received worldly higher education from Satan's system and most of them believe in evolution. I suggest relying on Jehovah to see whether he can protect you from Man Flu before the crapvention (he can't) or provide you with speedy recovery after the crapvention (let's just pretend that he can).
Edit to add: I'm starting to feel sick to my stomach and dizzy just thinking about ever attending a crapvention again.
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Parody of Brother Lett Asking for Your Money
by OnTheWayOut ineven if someone may have posted this, it's worth another post.. hilarious parody.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-kvrqwwgnq&feature=youtu.be.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Here's some clips from a future JW broadcast.
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The "Final Push" before the GT!!! I think they REALLY believe it!
by DATA-DOG ini don't know if i have shared this with everyone, but there seems to be a new theocratic term, at least in my circuit.. the term is "final push.
" wtf does it mean?
well, an eldub said that the gb are "all in" with warwick and they might spend all their money on the project.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Technically, I think it's JWs that are expected to make the final push, while the GB is making the final pull.
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By “evolution,” we mean “macroevolution”—apes turning into humans, for example.
by FadingTruth inaugust 2015 awake .
quote in title taken from article footnote.. anyone have information on who gene hwang and yan-der hsuuw in the article are?.
why do they repeatedly state that apes turned to humans when that's not what evolutionists teach at all?.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
we share 96% of our genome with Apes
The genome of men is more similar to the genome of apes than to the genome of women.
I use that to excuse my sense of humor and behavior on many occasions.
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The "Final Push" before the GT!!! I think they REALLY believe it!
by DATA-DOG ini don't know if i have shared this with everyone, but there seems to be a new theocratic term, at least in my circuit.. the term is "final push.
" wtf does it mean?
well, an eldub said that the gb are "all in" with warwick and they might spend all their money on the project.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
This "final push", will it last another 40 years or 120 years? -
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"We can't even talk with you anymore! You react very abruptly"
by stuckinarut2 inso that was the line used by an elder the other day to me!.
he implied that i react badly when spoken to by the elders.. i corrected him and said: "no, i'm always happy to have a conversation.
but what you seem to be implying is that unless i sit and accept and take everything you say, then i am being defensive?
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
"We can't even talk with you anymore! You react very abruptly"
Okay, were they talking to you at the time or did they write this in a letter. Because if they were talking to you when they said they can't talk to you, that just makes no sense.
I assume that what they mean to say is, "We can't lecture you anymore because you've become too intelligent to listen silently like a brain-dead JW zombie."
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It's My Turn
by OneFingerSalute inwell i finally got the, "we would like to stop by with the circus oversneer and have an encouraging visit.
would ---------day be good, at say -----------?".
it'll probably be a pretty dull visit with the entire conversation being only one way.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Well I finally got the, "We would like to stop by with the Circus Oversneer and have an encouraging visit. Would ---------day be good, at say -----------?"
Answer: "Well, if he really needs an encouraging visit, I might try to come up with some time for him to try to cheer him up. I realize how very depressing it must be for him to be a CO. He's probably afraid that he'll get forced off the road in a few years with no money, no particular job skills, and failing health. I remember how depressed and helpless I felt when I left bethel. I suppose I could share my experiences about getting my degree and a great career, I'm much happier now than I've ever been before in my life. So I think I might be able to encourage the poor guy."
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
That part of the creation myth always struck me as odd.
- How was it that god made plenty of male and female animals of every species, but when it came to humans he just made the one man?
- And was Adam originally made without genitalia and he added it later when Steve/Eve came along, or did god give him the junk originally and tell him not to masturbate no matter how good it felt?
- And when god finally figured out that he forgot to make a woman, why did he need to take a rib from the man?
- Had he previously made the females of every species out of a rib from the males of every species but failed to mention that in the Big Book of Jewish Fables?
- Or did he have to do this surgery/clone procedure because he forgot how to make a human from scratch?
- It he couldn't make eve from scratch, what does that say about his ability to resurrect humans that have been dead for millennia if he has to build new humans from spare parts from other humans and can't just whip them up from some dust and water?
